K, I’m going to cool it on the whole crotch thing

It seems that either the public frenzy is dying down,

or people have realized that my blog contains no actual crotch.

Or maybe it’s a bit of both.
At any rate, I’m looking forward to returning to entries that contain literary value.

Yeah, literary value!

Britney Spears Crotch: Results: Day 2

See that highest bump? That’s from today! (Don’t let the steep downturn fool you. New days in GMT start at 4pm here.)

From this I can only conclude that it would be advantageous for me to continue posting about Britney Spears’ crotch!

Britney Spears Crotch: Results: Day 1

See that spike? That’s the pointy graphical pointy thing of success.

And by that, I mean that by making a tongue-in-cheek post about Britney Spears’ crotch, I made my popularity skyrocket by %12,000.

And yes, I really do mean %12,000 percent.

Results of this expriment:

Popular Culture = Popular Blog

Britney Spears Crotch

If I write about this, will my blog automatically get millions of hits?

What if I say panties? What if I say NO panties?

Pop culture!

p.s.

Paris Hilton!