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Moving up in the world

xyroclast — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:04:21 +0000

I’ve installed WordPress locally on my website.

You can visit my new blog HERE!

Theme Change

xyroclast — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:49:29 +0000

I changed my blog’s theme from the default one to “Contempt”. What do you think?

I may change it again, depending on how much I like this one.

K, I’m going to cool it on the whole crotch thing

xyroclast — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:12:26 +0000

It seems that either the public frenzy is dying down,

or people have realized that my blog contains no actual crotch.

Or maybe it’s a bit of both.
At any rate, I’m looking forward to returning to entries that contain literary value.

Yeah, literary value!

Britney Spears Crotch: Results: Day 2

xyroclast — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:33:30 +0000

See that highest bump? That’s from today! (Don’t let the steep downturn fool you. New days in GMT start at 4pm here.)

From this I can only conclude that it would be advantageous for me to continue posting about Britney Spears’ crotch!

Britney Spears Crotch: Results: Day 1

xyroclast — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:06:58 +0000

See that spike? That’s the pointy graphical pointy thing of success.

And by that, I mean that by making a tongue-in-cheek post about Britney Spears’ crotch, I made my popularity skyrocket by %12,000.

And yes, I really do mean %12,000 percent.

Results of this expriment:

Popular Culture = Popular Blog

Britney Spears Crotch

xyroclast — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:33:36 +0000

If I write about this, will my blog automatically get millions of hits?

What if I say panties? What if I say NO panties?

Pop culture!

p.s.

Paris Hilton!

Countdown to the end of my job (Continued)

xyroclast — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:24:27 +0000

Countdown now reads: 15

15? Why 15 again? Shouldn’t it be 14?

No, I got another day added on. But I get 2 half-days off in exchange. So, I’m still working the same number of hours, but over more days.

It’s ok.

Viewership hits all time high! Again!

xyroclast — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:15:08 +0000

Visitors today? 5!

Yay!

Countdown to the end of my job

xyroclast — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:46:17 +0000

I work in a video store.

I have 15 work days left.

My last day is December 28th.

Today I ate 2 sausage rolls.

And some chinese food.

And some cheesies.

And some coke.

Viewership Increases!

xyroclast — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:43:47 +0000

Visitors today? 2!